With the results of the most mediocre Canadian vote only days away, the country is abuzz with rumours and speculation.
Who has Canada chosen as its most unspectacular of all the mundane?
Will it be celebrated televisionado Craig Oliver? This legendary Sunday morning airtime filler has been one of the network's staple pundants for almost 50 years. But is a succesful career in journalism enough to make him the most mediocre? As one big R Reformer put it:
"This old blowhard at CTV should have been put out to pasture 20 years ago. I'll never forget his interview with Preston Manning after Reform became the official opposition....he was literally screaming at Manning, accusing him of destroying the country....meantime, The Bloc, a party committed to such a breakup was apparently OK with Mr. Oliver. What a moron."
All will be revealed in the next issue of LWOT: The World's Greatest Fiction Magazine.